I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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