All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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