i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
