well you can't waste a boner
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
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Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
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No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
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