i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
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Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
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This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
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