East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
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I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
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Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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