He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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