Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
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Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
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I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
All I want is dick and wine.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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