remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
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Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
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At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
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