I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
so let's talk penis.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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