yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
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it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
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It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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