a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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