She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
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so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
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Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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