Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
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Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
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After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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