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I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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