I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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