i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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