This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
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Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
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His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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