capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
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at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
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because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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