Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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