Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
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It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
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You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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