? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
i just google imaged poop.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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