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i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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