I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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