making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
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You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
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Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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