Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
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I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
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He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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