Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
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at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
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I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I would fuck him just for his dog
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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