im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I just gift wrapped bread.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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