I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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