I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
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When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
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I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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