i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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