dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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