That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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