At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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