I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
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anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
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So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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