WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
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Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
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Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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