We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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