If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
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Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
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THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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