He is such a slut. More and more my type.
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
Randomize
