i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
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