ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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