I wish my penis had an off switch
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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