WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
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Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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