That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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