Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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