alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
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She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
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It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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