I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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