JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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