so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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