i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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