On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
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My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
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New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
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