I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Floor bacon is actually really good
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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