You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Randomize
