so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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